{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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Johan Jordi Cruijff is a Dutch professional football manager and former player who is the current technical advisor of the Indonesia national team. He was formerly the sporting director at FC Barcelona.
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