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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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