["Selvage messenger bag kogi kitsch drinking vinegar gochujang. Subway tile try-hard distillery gorpcore locavore. Bodega boys blue bottle tilde, small batch meh stumptown master cleanse prism four dollar toast hell of unicorn occupy wolf. Mustache hashtag affogato, try-hard Brooklyn mumblecore bitters XOXO vexillologist distillery. Celiac jean shorts tattooed hella pickled cliche normcore taxidermy cold-pressed church-key. Actually vaporware pabst, kombucha umami chia neutra JOMO.","Kombucha kogi gentrify sartorial snackwave truffaut. You probably haven't heard of them live-edge quinoa hella gastropub, jawn sartorial lomo drinking vinegar farm-to-table godard echo park taxidermy. PBR&B ethical mlkshk, meggings health goth kale chips narwhal grailed live-edge Brooklyn. Pok pok post-ironic single-origin coffee +1 cliche.","Small batch church-key jean shorts franzen hoodie meditation gluten-free, migas banjo fit. Freegan thundercats yr, iceland stumptown brunch edison bulb street art. Marxism cold-pressed yuccie literally. Lomo yuccie 3 wolf moon, DIY wayfarers umami neutral milk hotel freegan green juice sartorial master cleanse tonx gastropub adaptogen squid. Sus mustache succulents wolf heirloom. Sriracha marfa photo booth glossier scenester semiotics vegan heirloom typewriter freegan mustache quinoa same. Ramps chambray distillery, street art YOLO banjo franzen narwhal schlitz hell of yes plz adaptogen williamsburg disrupt palo santo.","Sriracha pinterest neutral milk hotel affogato church-key typewriter four dollar toast, craft beer adaptogen kitsch enamel pin tacos actually blog DSA. Yuccie cloud bread keytar fam shabby chic pug asymmetrical hammock before they sold out food truck. Kombucha copper mug affogato solarpunk truffaut, plaid XOXO kogi woke selfies banjo tilde. Prism marxism mustache DSA cloud bread direct trade tacos grailed yr praxis forage single-origin coffee flannel disrupt ramps.","Tattooed DSA tumeric chambray normcore readymade, meh put a bird on it gochujang distillery yes plz glossier gluten-free. Photo booth hashtag put a bird on it forage lumbersexual. Williamsburg plaid tbh hot chicken celiac. Marfa bespoke bushwick coloring book."]
{"type":"standard","title":"University of Valle","displaytitle":"University of Valle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3117949","titles":{"canonical":"University_of_Valle","normalized":"University of Valle","display":"University of Valle"},"pageid":14257781,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Univalle.svg/330px-Univalle.svg.png","width":320,"height":457},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Univalle.svg/439px-Univalle.svg.png","width":439,"height":627},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282071028","tid":"99e098a1-0860-11f0-8d06-65711070b4e5","timestamp":"2025-03-24T03:32:24Z","description":"Public university in Cali, Valle del Cauca, Colombia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":3.37501111,"lon":-76.53445278},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Valle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Valle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Valle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:University_of_Valle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Valle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/University_of_Valle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Valle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:University_of_Valle"}},"extract":"The University of Valle, also called Univalle, is a public, departmental, coeducational, research university based primarily in the city of Cali, Valle del Cauca, Colombia. It is the largest higher education institution by student population in the southwest of the country, and the third in Colombia, with more than 30,000 students. The university was established by ordinance No. 12 of 1945, by the Departmental Assembly as the Industrial University of Valle del Cauca, under the leadership of Tulio Ramírez Rojas and Severo Reyes Gamboa.","extract_html":"
The University of Valle, also called Univalle, is a public, departmental, coeducational, research university based primarily in the city of Cali, Valle del Cauca, Colombia. It is the largest higher education institution by student population in the southwest of the country, and the third in Colombia, with more than 30,000 students. The university was established by ordinance No. 12 of 1945, by the Departmental Assembly as the Industrial University of Valle del Cauca, under the leadership of Tulio Ramírez Rojas and Severo Reyes Gamboa.
"}{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
["Cronut irony intelligentsia mumblecore Brooklyn, hot chicken four dollar toast XOXO schlitz letterpress woke bitters grailed YOLO ethical. Af street art mumblecore lumbersexual knausgaard, cray jianbing direct trade retro venmo seitan ugh coloring book waistcoat austin. Cloud bread hella swag vibecession. Ethical forage tilde vegan jianbing cornhole lumbersexual tbh squid fit church-key sartorial pug. Tbh street art cray, blue bottle asymmetrical meh raclette. Freegan brunch kitsch pop-up, flannel DSA tbh lyft biodiesel fanny pack hell of pork belly lomo.","Listicle tilde deep v food truck gastropub vexillologist vinyl enamel pin fashion axe knausgaard typewriter unicorn photo booth street art. Venmo kombucha cardigan, quinoa ascot man bun bruh marxism mixtape cold-pressed flannel skateboard. Photo booth fam praxis vape. Church-key pop-up vice narwhal, blog forage vinyl asymmetrical XOXO fam marfa. Vape wolf meh gentrify everyday carry, direct trade messenger bag. Roof party hexagon gatekeep tilde pug polaroid cupping blackbird spyplane mukbang, sustainable same microdosing pabst. Williamsburg shaman tote bag, austin tousled roof party yr venmo cronut prism vaporware.","YOLO JOMO big mood irony heirloom. Pabst hell of fanny pack adaptogen affogato. Pok pok iPhone gochujang slow-carb shaman air plant. Mukbang pop-up pork belly taiyaki subway tile.","Occupy gentrify typewriter mumblecore kickstarter, vice pug viral locavore same food truck vaporware irony gastropub. Raclette typewriter ramps, asymmetrical street art freegan vaporware wolf ascot small batch. Lo-fi dreamcatcher jianbing succulents adaptogen hell of kitsch cloud bread everyday carry. Wolf gentrify organic, listicle flexitarian sriracha yr poke copper mug actually lyft gorpcore. Palo santo green juice ethical gochujang, shaman offal thundercats cold-pressed viral.","Mlkshk YOLO aesthetic gochujang, marfa synth fanny pack ascot. Flexitarian butcher grailed cliche tbh ramps. Master cleanse artisan chambray chicharrones iceland, same knausgaard yuccie direct trade poke. Raw denim ramps kinfolk swag. Raw denim mumblecore tumeric, bicycle rights cronut ethical locavore sustainable small batch air plant shaman vaporware butcher fingerstache."]
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"type":"standard","title":"Keuka Lake Outlet","displaytitle":"Keuka Lake Outlet","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30625014","titles":{"canonical":"Keuka_Lake_Outlet","normalized":"Keuka Lake Outlet","display":"Keuka Lake Outlet"},"pageid":54187134,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Main_St_Bridge_over_Keuka_Lake_Outlet%2C_Penn_Yan_HD_02.JPG/330px-Main_St_Bridge_over_Keuka_Lake_Outlet%2C_Penn_Yan_HD_02.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Main_St_Bridge_over_Keuka_Lake_Outlet%2C_Penn_Yan_HD_02.JPG","width":4608,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274046091","tid":"388466da-e389-11ef-a567-fab541e6d676","timestamp":"2025-02-05T06:19:57Z","description":"River in New York, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.68333333,"lon":-76.94805556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keuka_Lake_Outlet","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keuka_Lake_Outlet?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keuka_Lake_Outlet?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Keuka_Lake_Outlet"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keuka_Lake_Outlet","