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{"type":"standard","title":"Typhoon Megi (2016)","displaytitle":"Typhoon Megi (2016)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27033488","titles":{"canonical":"Typhoon_Megi_(2016)","normalized":"Typhoon Megi (2016)","display":"Typhoon Megi (2016)"},"pageid":51763157,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Megi_2016-09-27_0400Z.png/330px-Megi_2016-09-27_0400Z.png","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Megi_2016-09-27_0400Z.png","width":1800,"height":2400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285973238","tid":"5272beec-1b15-11f0-82d4-41a7ca244e39","timestamp":"2025-04-16T22:51:24Z","description":"Pacific typhoon in 2016","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Typhoon_Megi_(2016)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Megi_(2016)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Typhoon_Megi_(2016)"}},"extract":"Typhoon Megi, known in the Philippines as Typhoon Helen, was a large and powerful tropical cyclone which affected Taiwan and eastern China in late September 2016. It is the seventeenth named storm and the seventh typhoon of the annual typhoon season. Megi started as a tropical disturbance in the northeast of Pohnpei. On September 21, JMA upgraded the disturbance to a tropical depression. The depression was immediately named Megi by the JMA as it was classified as a tropical storm. It was later then designated by JTWC as a newly formed Tropical Depression 20W. Moving northwestwards, Megi was trying to form an eye which prompted the agencies to upgrade into a typhoon. Megi later entered PAR, attaining the name Helen as it continued to intensify. Favorable conditions and low vertical wind shear allow Megi to perform an eyewall replacement cycle as it approaches Taiwan.","extract_html":"
Typhoon Megi, known in the Philippines as Typhoon Helen, was a large and powerful tropical cyclone which affected Taiwan and eastern China in late September 2016. It is the seventeenth named storm and the seventh typhoon of the annual typhoon season. Megi started as a tropical disturbance in the northeast of Pohnpei. On September 21, JMA upgraded the disturbance to a tropical depression. The depression was immediately named Megi by the JMA as it was classified as a tropical storm. It was later then designated by JTWC as a newly formed Tropical Depression 20W. Moving northwestwards, Megi was trying to form an eye which prompted the agencies to upgrade into a typhoon. Megi later entered PAR, attaining the name Helen as it continued to intensify. Favorable conditions and low vertical wind shear allow Megi to perform an eyewall replacement cycle as it approaches Taiwan.
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