{"type":"general","setup":"Why do ducks make great detectives?","punchline":"They always quack the case.","id":347}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
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The Cape bunting is a passerine bird in the bunting family Emberizidae.
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}